Thursday, April 19, 2007
Auto Focus rocks!
well recently photography has become one of my hobbies courtesy a k790i gifted by my sister :)...well i have always been in awe of this feature called Auto Focus...it manages to focus on one object and completely blur out the rest..if you think it looks crappy that way ..ball to you because thats the beauty of Auto focus!!..well scroll down to the bottom and check the pictures out!!
Saturday, April 14, 2007
what if???
a general thought that comes into one's mind when one encounter's a failure in life.People never think about these avenues when they meet with success.So in my inaugural blog i will try and depict to you what happened and what "could" or rather "should" have happened.
2 months before my first year would have ended
wiring teacher :"faff faff".."everybody come to table" "faff faff"
(if u are wondering what "faff faff" means, this dolt had his upper row of teeth way beyond his lower row..hope u get it)
me:wokay sir (sweating over a blood tubelight that refused to glow)
wiring teacher :"all of you will have.. faaafaff....to submit your wiring project by X date"
me :electrocuted look
everyone else :"saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr"a
wiring teacher :(deaf bastard look) "you can go to oppanakara street and buy project ,weld and show fafff me "
Bell rings
me : "balls to you sir" (in my mind [:D])
scene 1 ends.
scene 2 begins.
My batchmate in this lab was Zothiamsanga a guy from mizoram.He was clueless about what was happening around him.And i was bloody pissed off because i screwed up in the physics lab that day.
so feeling too lazy and lacking inspiration , myself and zothiam went to some street near oppanakara street and got ourselves Y after paying 30 bucks.me:-"What a gr8 project kit we have got ourselves"
I said to zothiam :"dude ,the project is good, but i have no idea how on earth this works ".i was born allergic to transisitors and diodes.
zothiam (calm look) :-"don't worry man ,i have a senior who is the eee department , will ask him and get how it works and write the report too".
me :"wow.thats great dude.we'll show it to sir tomorrow ok"
scene 2 ends.
scene 3.
Early morning .
me: " dude how is it going??"
zothiam : " great da. i took my seniors help .Have drawn the ciruit's and a 2 page project report"
me : "cool man.Lets get this thing finished up soon"
fafff fafff is on his chair ,eating tiger biscuit which disappear into his drawer as soon as we appear.
me: " sir we have got our project sir.shall i demonstrate it to you??"
wiring teacher : (mouth half full of tiger piskits) :"so ffast paa?...ok show it to me"
me unfolds Y and shows it to him.all of a sudden i notice a bewildered look on faff's face which resembles" have these guys come to decorate my room or what??"
wiring teacher : "which light glows paa?"
me : "sir all lights sir"
wirin teacher :"huh"..explain man"
me :"siir based on circuit first green light glows sir then blue then red sir then everything together sir"
wiring teacher: " faff fafff..explain circuit man @ zothiam"
zothiam :" sir a ..aa.. aa"
me : "sir he does not know tamil sir."
wiring teacher :"you expain"
me :"sir thats wat sir current flows through green light , green light glows sir and similarly for the other colours"
wiring teacher: (bewildered look) :in a stroke of un imaginative brilliance "faff faaff what happens when all lights glows paa"??
me: "sir current flows through all the circuits sir"
wiring teacher :"enna pa how much did u spend for this project"
me (grining ear to ear):"sir 30 rs"
wiring teacher : goes ballistic " faff faff.what is this i asked you to do project for 100 rs .why cant you spend 70 rs more"
me :"sir sir sir"
wiring teacher :"no faff no faff..take this CHRISTMAS LIGHT. go and buy another project and re do it"
me and zothiam dejected look "ok sir" ( aah 30 rs + 8 bucks for bus + wasted 8 hrs of zothiam and his seniors + laziness in innovation = failure)
well i hope u noticed that our project failed to get accepted because we spent only 30 rs on it and not because of not knowing how it worked.
a person who eats tiger biscuit,in front of the fan all the time , has 2 bloody arrears in his repertoire and is a professor teaching us.MAN we are de-engineering ourselves with these dolts
now for what i could or should have done is prepared a electrocution project + lie detector and this is what would have happened
me : " sir project is ready sir"
wiriing teacher :" fafff show me paa"
me: "ok sir" ( devils horns) .sir to demonstrate my project u have to help sir "
wiring teacher :" ok pa"
me :" sir my project is a lie detector .i'll ask u a question sir touch this metal plate and answer sir"
me : " sir question ..are u an engineer??"
wiriing teacher "faff..what a question paa..yes i am "
"zzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppp"
wiring teacher : "fafff faff fafff wat pa faaaffff fafffff aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
after one final "faff" he is unconcious for hours at end and recovers to find himself in a creche'
nurse : "chamathu thambi ..indha paal kudi apro indha jilk jilk plate odu vilaydu" (assuming that i am getting international traffic to my blog , the sentence means " good boy..here drink your milk and play with this shiny plate"
wiring baby :"faff"
Alls well that ends well!! (psst:- heartfelt thanks to my friend srinath for providing the backbone of the story)
2 months before my first year would have ended
wiring teacher :"faff faff".."everybody come to table" "faff faff"
(if u are wondering what "faff faff" means, this dolt had his upper row of teeth way beyond his lower row..hope u get it)
me:wokay sir (sweating over a blood tubelight that refused to glow)
wiring teacher :"all of you will have.. faaafaff....to submit your wiring project by X date"
me :electrocuted look
everyone else :"saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr"a
wiring teacher :(deaf bastard look) "you can go to oppanakara street and buy project ,weld and show fafff me "
Bell rings
me : "balls to you sir" (in my mind [:D])
scene 1 ends.
scene 2 begins.
My batchmate in this lab was Zothiamsanga a guy from mizoram.He was clueless about what was happening around him.And i was bloody pissed off because i screwed up in the physics lab that day.
so feeling too lazy and lacking inspiration , myself and zothiam went to some street near oppanakara street and got ourselves Y after paying 30 bucks.me:-"What a gr8 project kit we have got ourselves"
I said to zothiam :"dude ,the project is good, but i have no idea how on earth this works ".i was born allergic to transisitors and diodes.
zothiam (calm look) :-"don't worry man ,i have a senior who is the eee department , will ask him and get how it works and write the report too".
me :"wow.thats great dude.we'll show it to sir tomorrow ok"
scene 2 ends.
scene 3.
Early morning .
me: " dude how is it going??"
zothiam : " great da. i took my seniors help .Have drawn the ciruit's and a 2 page project report"
me : "cool man.Lets get this thing finished up soon"
fafff fafff is on his chair ,eating tiger biscuit which disappear into his drawer as soon as we appear.
me: " sir we have got our project sir.shall i demonstrate it to you??"
wiring teacher : (mouth half full of tiger piskits) :"so ffast paa?...ok show it to me"
me unfolds Y and shows it to him.all of a sudden i notice a bewildered look on faff's face which resembles" have these guys come to decorate my room or what??"
wiring teacher : "which light glows paa?"
me : "sir all lights sir"
wirin teacher :"huh"..explain man"
me :"siir based on circuit first green light glows sir then blue then red sir then everything together sir"
wiring teacher: " faff fafff..explain circuit man @ zothiam"
zothiam :" sir a ..aa.. aa"
me : "sir he does not know tamil sir."
wiring teacher :"you expain"
me :"sir thats wat sir current flows through green light , green light glows sir and similarly for the other colours"
wiring teacher: (bewildered look) :in a stroke of un imaginative brilliance "faff faaff what happens when all lights glows paa"??
me: "sir current flows through all the circuits sir"
wiring teacher :"enna pa how much did u spend for this project"
me (grining ear to ear):"sir 30 rs"
wiring teacher : goes ballistic " faff faff.what is this i asked you to do project for 100 rs .why cant you spend 70 rs more"
me :"sir sir sir"
wiring teacher :"no faff no faff..take this CHRISTMAS LIGHT. go and buy another project and re do it"
me and zothiam dejected look "ok sir" ( aah 30 rs + 8 bucks for bus + wasted 8 hrs of zothiam and his seniors + laziness in innovation = failure)
well i hope u noticed that our project failed to get accepted because we spent only 30 rs on it and not because of not knowing how it worked.
a person who eats tiger biscuit,in front of the fan all the time , has 2 bloody arrears in his repertoire and is a professor teaching us.MAN we are de-engineering ourselves with these dolts
now for what i could or should have done is prepared a electrocution project + lie detector and this is what would have happened
me : " sir project is ready sir"
wiriing teacher :" fafff show me paa"
me: "ok sir" ( devils horns) .sir to demonstrate my project u have to help sir "
wiring teacher :" ok pa"
me :" sir my project is a lie detector .i'll ask u a question sir touch this metal plate and answer sir"
me : " sir question ..are u an engineer??"
wiriing teacher "faff..what a question paa..yes i am "
"zzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppp"
wiring teacher : "fafff faff fafff wat pa faaaffff fafffff aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
after one final "faff" he is unconcious for hours at end and recovers to find himself in a creche'
nurse : "chamathu thambi ..indha paal kudi apro indha jilk jilk plate odu vilaydu" (assuming that i am getting international traffic to my blog , the sentence means " good boy..here drink your milk and play with this shiny plate"
wiring baby :"faff"
Alls well that ends well!! (psst:- heartfelt thanks to my friend srinath for providing the backbone of the story)
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