the day i wet myself!

please take the literal meaning ..i am a 20 year old boy and i love getting wet in the rain!!!!!!..anyways back to my post


1 45 pm cadd class gets over ... go out of the complex to be right under a dark foreboding sky...say to myself "dude you have to get across 11 kilometres of tarmac to beat lord varuna with 6 odd bhp of rawwww power :D" and "anyways u gonna get wet so might as well get home in the process"...gearing up ..i chucked my books and cell phone into my scooter and revved it up..a wave of pure adrenalin surged right into me...taking a u turn i was on the way home...

1 km down the route..i felt a stinging sensation on my forehead....lord varuna was delaying me from getting to my destination...7 odd more kilometers to go .... turning near the avinashilingam signal varuna getting desperate , started tilting the buckets ..man it felt like a thousand needles all over you...the main problem was that i was not wearing a helmet...my head stood exposed like a bulls eye board...to add to the agony of the "1000 needles" :D .my glasses began to get wet...it was the first ever time i wished i had wipers attached to them...basically could'nt see a thing..

anyways i carried on ...the next factor affecting me was that the treads of my rear tyre had worn out..so i was basically driving on a thin layer of water thus not giving me the required stablilty.the roads were almost empty as most of the motorists were under the trees..but this had a negative side to it cos the cars given the free road were goin around full throttle, splashing me with dirty water in the process.I could not go faster cos the faster u went the more severe the sting of the rain became.Nearing avila convent the signal was on red but no one was on the road so "@#@$%^ the signal"!!

4 kms more to go...i entered velandipalayam village ..ahh the bloody village buggers ...dont even take a look to the right or to the left just blindly cross the roads...i had to encounter this twice ..however hard i sounded the horn these ppl just kept to what they were doing..i guess most people would have been staring at me cos i was driving with my teeth clenched not being able to bear the pain and downing rain water in the process.. Hic!..overtaking was another big pain because i was getting only 5 outta the 6 bhp of power and that too not when needed...

seeing my house nearing and filled with thoughts of warm food etc i did not notice the triple speed breakers in my path...CRASHH..BUMP..BUMPS..CRASHH ..BUMP...i was swinging like a pendulum vertically ..somehow i regianed my balance i carried on...by this time i was totally i mean totally drenched...varuna did not spare any of my clothing :( ..like i cared :P.....whew...i soon reached home,opened the gates got in and proceeded towards the garage..sadly my rear tyres showed their true colours at this point..i went at about 20's over this marshy bit of sand..Wham...the bike skidded and was on its side ..thankfully i was still standing ..anways got the bike into the garage ..and here i am ..balls to you varuna..i made it home in 23 mins flat!!

anyways disregarding the minor fall at the end ..it was the most fun experiences of my life ..am being mega-serious here..try it out next time when u have a chance u'll know exactly what i mean by a sting of a thousand needles :D....if i ever go on a date this is how it will be..man i loved every moment of it!!