sinnu on a scooty!

for the past 2 weeks i was breaking my head on the wall wondering what my next blog could be about..nothing seems to have cracked open my head so i thought why not post some random thoughts that traverse my mind.... here are some of them while grooving to some "cool 9 by satch"
the great mr sinnu our physics "professor cum Hod" during my first year in cit guy has a peanut which he calls a brain ...i doubt whether he knows how to spell P-H-Y-S-I-C-S damn funny chap..myself srinath vivek siriram and some b'section boys owe our fabulous vocabulary skills to this "genius". people never used to listen to his lectures leave alone acknowledge his presence in class with reference to poor internals and not listening to lectures

i hereby cite an example of how he would let us know about that
1 34 pm
the class sounds like a fish market sinnu walks in

class still sounds like a fish market

sinnu in his croaky frog voice "if my friend keep speaking like this my friend will get low internals and then my friend fail in physics exam"
girls in the front row ..mouths wide open...any guess to what they were doing

boys in the last row were cackling away to glory like witches

sinnu happy that his point had got through carried on towards the board , places his paraphernalia on the table proceeds to open his glass case and gets his reading glass out. then he opens out the xerox copies of the notes which he has been using since eternity. stares at it for half an hour and procceds to squiggle something on the board..

five mins later he's till squigglin on the board after all that he turns around and said "make a few lines"

in mine as well as my neighbours book ..the only lines that were being drawn where that of a person on a mattu vandi (bullock cart) ....

he supposedly had drawn a I.C' on the board and proceeded to enlighten us that I.C's ie (intergrated circuits) are used only in IC' engines!! and during his class tests most bugger woulrd be sitting and writing "ahem-sex" stories involving sinnu with some very graphic descriptions!!

he's the epitome of incoherence like sri had told once during tutor ward meeting he asked a guy why he did not wear a helmet and proceeded to say that "thambi helmet potu varle inna police petrol pudungirvango" (ie if u dont wear helmet police will take away petrol)

another funny incident during lab was during the spectroscope experiment he being the hod and the "all know-er came" to show "my friend" who was wondering what to do in his experiment "the microscope must be focussed like this" and proceded to focus it..in this experiment one was supposed to focus and get several patterns of lines... but shockingly after sinnu focussed the microscope all that "my friend " could see was the neighbouring guys moustcahe!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sinnu had this other thing of making dumb jokes for eg the day after the tsunami incident we had physics lab.....so after some of the electrical experiments we had to show graphical results. and being the "only one who reads papers" guy sinnu started referring to all the graph results as tsunami waves

...and was highly suprised when no one laughed..hey no...

"kampasss paaxx" and "gundu meesai mani" the 2 lab hands were luaghing like hyena's.

i wonder whether they were loving at his joke or whether how such a guy became a h.o.d!!

man i really miss his classes neways that he's retiring this may

"good riddance" my friend!!